MMA Pointers From The Crowd: "Grab His Dick And Twist It!!!"
Sound advice from a fan of the barbaric human cockfighting. Grabbing another man’s dick and twisting it, like so:
…would probably inflict the necessary damage to end a mixed martial arts bout. Unfortunately, that method of grappling/submission is highly illegal in professional mixed martial arts competition. Not in a street fight, though! If you wanna grab a dick and twist it like it’s a Bop-It when things are looking dire while backing up your buddy who got too drunk at the Metallica concert and picked a fight with some old timers, you can do it!
That wraps up today’s “MMA Pointers From The Crowd”.