The Denver Airport Is Trolling People With These Conspiracy Theory Signs

So my good pal Coley Mick blogged about the Denver Airport a few weeks ago and how crazy that place is. Well it would appear that the Denver Airport has responded by putting up signs that wink wink at the rumors that there’s some weird shit happening there. They put up a whole bunch of them. A couple Area 51 jokes. A couple gargoyle jokes. Basically anything anyone has ever said is fishy about the Denver Airport is on those signs. The horse one is my favorite because that’s far away the craziest thing about the Denver Airport.

I mean look at this fucking horse statue

That’s absurd and will never not be absurd. That’s the type of statue you put out in front of a fortress to scare your enemies away. That’s not a, “Get excited to fly!” statue. That’s a, “Get ready to meet your maker” statue. They call it Blucifer for christ’s sake.

I’ll tell you what though, this will do nothing to dissuade conspiracy theorists from thinking there’s some weird shit happening at the Denver Airport. If anything, this will make conspiracy theorists think even shadier shit is going. If this is the stuff they’re willing to acknowledge, what else is going on? I get that the airport is trying to make a joke outta the conspiracy theories but that’s just gonna make it worse. I kinda sorta didn’t believe the conspiracy theories about the airport but now I fully believe them. Those construction signs are a classic misdirect. The airport is thinking, “Okay they figured it out. They know this isn’t just an airport. I say we make a bunch of signs making fun of the conspiracies and hope people LOL and go away.” Well they’re wrong. They have now acknowledged the conspiracies which basically makes them facts.