WARNING: The Philadelphia Eagles 2018 Official Hype Video May Induce Multiple Dynasties

FEED ME THE DYNASTIES. Plural. Wait, doesn’t have to be multiple dynasties because that would imply a down period. Just provide us with one, decade-long run of championships. After 57 years of ending the seasons with solely dicks in our hands, I don’t think it’s too much to ask.

But for real, ya gotta love that the Eagles are at least showing the people that complacency is not an option. They’ve said all the right things this offseason. They’ve taken down the Super Bowl Champions banner in the locker room. We’ll see tomorrow night if this really is The New Norm. It’s time to work, baby. DOGGONEIT.