I'm Becoming a Cyber Bully, But This Netflix Rom Com Guy Really Deserves It.

Look, it’s not really in my nature to bully people. Online, in real life, any way you shake it I’m not the person first in line to be mean to someone. However. Sometimes, the only way someone learns a lesson is if you bully them. I’m not saying that’s a fun, good thing we should all experience, but if something you’re doing is truly abhorrent and you’re not seeing it, being ruthlessly humiliated for your bullshit is the only thing that will get through to you.

So that said, I have to talk about Noah Centineo. Noah Centineo is a 22 year old actor who was recently in the Netflix rom com “To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before”. Noah plays Peter Kavinsky, who’s one of those rom com men who says and does unrealistic things but because it’s a movie, you can’t help but be kind of into it.

Understandably, with the buzz from the movie, everyone on my timeline went into hyperdrive over how cute this Noah Centineo guy was. But then, something horrible happened. We found his twitter.

I don’t know how to express the deep and profound disgust I have for this shit. Seriously, I am not mean to anyone, and I’ve tweeted rudely about Noah Centineo like five times. I think it wouldn’t bother me so much if he wasn’t a grown man, but he is, and everything he tweets is like an AIM away message I would have used when my 6th grade boyfriend broke up with me– some ~*real eyes realize real lies*~ bullshit. He is also (and i’m gagging typing this) into baby talk:

So, I’m bullying Noah Centineo a little. Someone has to! This shit is too much and it has to end. Seriously, I am very cheesy, but if I can’t handle this, no one can. Take a minute to scroll through his twitter, cringe, and join me in my quest to humiliate the 15 year old girl right out of him.