Zlatan Ibrahimović Remains The Coldest Motherfucker On The Planet
Zlatan’s the rare soccer player who makes me jealous I’m not more into soccer. I’ve never seen a highlight of his that wasn’t insanely cool. Needless to say his 500th career professional goal could only fall in the long line of insanely cool goals he has scored and will continue to score as long as he pleases. Look at this fuckin’ guy.
That shit’s not normal and yet he made that look like a stroll in the park. When the Lakers signed LeBron earlier this summer, Zlatan welcomed LeBron to LA as only Zlatan could.
Just an all around boss and one of the baddest mammajammas to walk the face of the Earth. Every time the World Cup rolls around I find myself wasting a whole day down a Zlatan highlight reel youtube rabbit hole watching him nip corners. Doesn’t even matter that he didn’t even participate in this most recent World Cup. Zlatan is just the personification of why they call it the beautiful game.
