Someone Is Mad Online About "Captain Marvel" For The Most Ridiculous Outrage Reason To Date

A new super hero movie with a strong female lead that was written and directed by a woman? Shit…what could people get mad about? Gotta dig deep for this one. But I assure you, it’s out there. Ready?

Ok here it is:

THE NARRATOR SAID MORE WORDS THAN NOT THE NARRATOR!

That is an all time, alllll time outrage.

I know nothing about Marvel or superhero movies, in general. Without Samuel L Jackson telling the background in the trailer, I would have been completely lost. It is an awesome trailer. It’s literally how trailers should be.

But nope. OUTRAGE because of words spoken. Incredible.

But wait- what about time on screen? Does that matter at all?

You just can’t please anyone, at all. I thought I had seen it all, but this one takes the gold medal. She counted the words!

And the best thing about Twitter is you can always play the other side.

Perfect.

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PS: Obviously, please don’t attack her. She’s entitled to her opinion. It’s just a crazy one.