I Was Reading About People Buttchugging Pedialyte For Their Hangovers And It Reminded Me Of The Buttchugging UT Fraternity Press Conference

I saw these old tweets from Pedialyte circulating today, amid reports that kids are now snorting Pedialyte powder to cure their hangovers.

I get they have to say that for PR and insurance purposes, but come on.  If buttchugging vodka gets you drunker, there’s gotta be something about the butthole that makes you absorb liquid faster, so it only stands to reason that buttchugging Pedialyte really amplifies the effects.  Snorting the powder is probably good too, as well as taking eyeball shots.  The brand can’t admit it but I bet a few of their employees who had a long bender of a weekend are buttchugging in the offices as we speak.

Anyway anytime I hear the word buttchugging I’m reminded of one thing:  perhaps the best press conference of all time.  Yes, I’m obviously talking about a lawyer in a bow tie surrounded by Tennessee fraternity members in suits and ties discussing buttchugging allegations.    A true gem in the annals (no pun intended) of internet history.

Here’s the full version if you’ve got 8 minutes to spare listening about buttchugging.

I specifically remember the Enforcer of Fraternity Buttchugging.  Looking like he’s about to bust the skulls of anyone who gets too close to the buttchuggers.

Incredible.   An unbelievable cast of characters, standing up there in their best formal wear, hands folded, straight faced, just talkin’ bout butt chugging.

Man the internet is a wild place.  As are UT fraternities apparently.