I'm Confirming LeBron James As A Dave Portnoy Fan

Oh, look what we have here. Lance Stephenson asking what the nickname of the other four new Lakers should be. What does LeBron go with? MUD. MUD during this time? You’re trying to tell me that LeBron James isn’t a Dave Portnoy fan? I’ll call you a liar, sir. These two are absolutely made for each other and you can’t tell me otherwise.

This is just so peak LeBron though. Listen, I love the dude as a player, but he couldn’t be more cringeworthy with shit like this. I just love him looking at Walton ‘do NOT put in the MUD lineup, coach. Give me ‘Zo and ‘Ro instead.’ Actually, I need to know what he is going to call the young core of the Lakers. Get a little rivalry going with the two. If we’re going to call these guys MUD you gotta call them something like CLOWN.

All I know is LeBron James just confirmed himself as a Barstool and Dave fan. Next you know he all of a sudden has more hair and creating t-shirts. Wouldn’t be surprised if he slings some mattresses on the side. Now, the good thing is the Mud Always Wins, so chalk that one up for the Lakers.