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The Real Top Ten Hottest Blogger Pictures From A Guy Who Actually Knows What He's Talking About

So I guess KMarko thinks he can just blog about how hot everyone at work is and expect me not to respond? Technically, as the EIC he reserves the right to blog about whatever he wants, but I’ll be damned if I sit here and watch him fuck this up. So here’s the real top ten from a guy who actually knows what he’s talking about. Unless of course the men of pride were correct, then I take my statement back.

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But before we get into that, let me give a quick shout out to the design team on the second floor. In case you haven’t noticed, the website looks a little different today. It’s way cleaner and easier on the eyes. There are a few adjustments in the layout that make consuming content based on your likes and interests way easier than before too. But out of all the changes, my favorite by far is the blogger profile page. I’m not going to sit here pick apart everyone’s physical appearance because that’s not what we do at Barstool Sports, but I will say there are some fantastic photos. People in costume, eating pizza, checking their phones, recovering from a three day meth binge in Cincinnati.

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Everyone’s in their element. This morning before Barstool Breakfast Large said his photo reminded him of a penis with a shirt on (his words not mine) but other than everyone’s photo looks phenomenal. Frank the Tank seemed to really like our row.

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Maybe it’s because I haven’t seen everyone together, but these pictures were super easy to rank. So without further adieu, here’s the real top ten.

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6.  *Tie

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2.

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1.

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Studs. Get it together, Keith.  Shout out again to the design team for making us all look so God damn good. Check out the Barstool Sports blogger page HERE and click on their profile if you want to see more of their content.