According To Science, My Unique Eye Situation Groups Me With The World's Great Geniuses

So my buddy Keith, with his acutely narrow vision, pointed out this new finding. Looks like da Vinci could see canvases better than anyone else ever because he had a rare eye condition (lazy eye). Science is freaking out about how having exotropia (eyes point outward not straight) is not a hindrance but an advantage. Having exotropia doesn’t mean you’re some mutant freak to be pointed and laughed at — it means you are a badass genius to be revered forever.

Da Vinci.

Da Riggs.

Da great white shark.

Da crocodile.

Not only are we artistic geniuses shaping cultures for centuries, but we’re also the most effective, feared, and ancient predators in the history of earth.

So keep laughing you tunnel-visioned inferiors. Me, leo, the sharks and crocs will be out here kicking ass, taking names, and painting the whole damn canvas.

PS — How about Keith saying “sneaky” genius? Uhhh I went to Harvard bro where I played hockey and had 1 goal, 2 assists and a -11 rating. Ever heard of it.

PPS — Hey Dave get it right you inferior dumbass.

What an idiot that guy is.