The 99 Beer Pack For $99 Just Shows We're All Dumb And Will Buy Anything Once

So I guess this is the rage right now on the internet? These guys who made a 99 Beer pack that you can buy for $99 dollars. Makes ZERO sense. It’s more expensive than buying a regular case of beer. The actual box is fucking absurd and wont fit in your fridge or your car or anywhere. Buying a keg is cheaper and easier. Basically everything about this thing is fucking stupid and illogical. And that my friends is EXACTLY why I would buy it. These guys are geniuses. They know that white guys who like to drink will buy anything once. You want to put Vodka in a glass skull, I’ll buy it. You want to put Tequila in a cool machine gun bottle, I’ll fucking buy it. Create some new type of beer can that has better “air flow” and throw some fake science in my face and I’ll fucking buy that shit too. These guys get it. I don’t go into a liquor store expecting to buy a box of 99 beers but if it’s there, and it’s in my face, I’ll fucking buy it. Sometimes we’re that easy, and when I say sometimes I mean all the time.