Michael Bisping Got The Absolute Shit Scared Out Of Him By A Scarecrow On 'UFC Tonight' Last Night
Listen. I’m not here to point my finger and laugh at former UFC Middleweight Champion Michael Bisping for getting scared at a spooky scarecrow on Halloween. Personally, I’m a stone cold killer who didn’t even flinch when they doctor smacked me to make me cry when I popped outta my mother 20 years ago…
…but not everybody’s like me in that right, and I understand that.
I’m here to ask what the FUCK the team on UFC thought sending someone in a costume out on set to scare FORMER *clap* UFC *clap* MIDDLE *clap* WEIGHT *clap* CHAMPION *clap* MICHAEL *clap* “THE *clap* COUNT” *clap* BISPING *clap*?!
I mean, seriously, we’re less than a month removed from Deontay Wilder reconstructing this poor burrito’s face!
Bisping’s got that wonky eye, who knows if he woulda just gotten too scared and decked that scarecrow in the throat? And the person willing to BE the scarecrow, don’t even get me started on that guy. He’s an idiot. I appreciate him and he gave us this phenomenal clip, he gave me a great blog subject, I’m sure he’s producing a decent amount of clicks for Barstool Sports right here…but he’s just an idiot.
P.S. I loved Bisping being so worked up he tried to flip this entire analysts’ panel. Actually got it to budge a decent amount.