We Have Found The Greatest Nickname In All Of Sports: Hankie McSpanky

There’s no one more deserving of National Player of the Year than Zach Hankins. Excuse me. There’s no one more deserving of National Player of the Year than Hankie McSpanky. I mean look at this guy. He’s perfect. I almost feel bad for Cincinnati fans with how much they are going to have to hate him. This is a guy you can’t hate. Who hates Hankie McSpanky?

Now, this is exactly what we need in college hoops. We had Marshall Henderson. We need another Marshall Henderson. Zach Hankins can be that dude. The haircut. The nickname. The fact he talks shit the entire game. The fact he transferred to Xavier as a grad transfer after being an All-American at the D-II level.

Hankie McSpanky taking the world by storm.