The 'Masculinity Guru' Will Make a Man Out of Your Sorry Ass for Just $10K
Source – Brian Begin wants to make a man outta you.
The founder of LA-based personal-development company “The Fearless Man” is obsessed with unleashing dormant masculinity — and aims to help beta men bring their alpha game when it comes to dating and confidence.
“We get a lot of guys with ‘Nice Guy Syndrome’ [and] toxic shame.” Begin tells The Post. “They’re nice to a fault, running around trying to people-please so much they don’t even know who they are anymore.”
One chronic self-shamer is Brian Elam, 27, a self-described “artistic type” who has not had a lot of sex.
“It’s always the sports guy, the captain of the team, the jocks that get all the attention from the women, whereas guys like me, we get pushed aside.” Elam tells The Post of turning to Fearless to “find my swagger.” …
Enough with being so damn nice, Begin argues: “For people to want to be sexual with each other you need polarity. Most men and women today have become almost competitive for each other’s masculine and feminine and no one’s taking a polarizing role.” …
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If you’re feeling particularly, uh, nice, $10,000 will secure your spot at an intensive weeklong workshop.
Well it’s about goddamn time.
Let’s face it, American men have been needing someone like Brian Begin to come along and teach us how to grow a pair since the Pilgrims landed. Seriously, how have we managed to survive this long without “The Fearless Man?” How did we manage to plant our seeds into enough Fallopian tubes to even keep the species at replacement levels and not just go extinct without paying a guru 10 grand to show us how?
And I’m not just talking about 27-year-old artistic types in search of swagger, either. I’m talking about all of us. I’ll admit it. I need a $10,000 intensive weeklong workshop to knock that pussy attitude out of me like I need air. When I think about it, the only male influences I had was my dad, John “Bud” Thornton, telling me stories about his time aboard the escort carrier USS Solomons, taking us camping and fishing, and hanging out with my uncles, working at the phone company and being good to our mother. After he died, my brothers took over, taking me to Patriots games and teaching me never to use the word “cunt” around the ladies. I thought that pretty much taught me everything I needed to know about taking a polarizing role. Until now. Until Brian Begin set me straight and made me realize I might as well have a vagina myself if I’m not signing up for his classes.
Because nothing says “Strong, Confident, Self-Reliant, He Man” like a certificate saying you completed a seminar on how to talk to girls. I’m sure every red-blooded American male from Daniel Boone to Teddy Roosevelt to Neil Armstrong could’ve used counseling from a Masculinity Guru like Begin. So thank you, good sir, for the service you’re performing. Please take my money and see to it my days of being a sniveling, weakass beta are over once and for all.