Man Caught On Video Fucking His Thanksgiving Turkey
Jesus Christ, why would you even THINK about watching a guy give his bird some sausage stuffing right before gorging yourself on a day centered around food, family, and football? You wouldn’t be able to look at your plate full of turkey and white gravy without your stomach turning, let alone look your family members in the eyes with the same eyes that just watched a video like that. Actually I’m not gonna lie, I probably would have clicked on this blog myself if I didn’t know it was a hoax. Shit, I blogged about that guy fucking the McChicken last year. Anyway, I just wanted to find a unique way to wish a Happy Thanksgiving to the extra twisted Stoolies. Have a wonderful day and may all your bets/fantasy players hit big!
Click Burglar Clem out!
P.S. 5 Clem Coins to whoever noticed that the thumbnail to this blog was Jim from American Pie
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