10 High School Football Players Suspended For Running Around Naked With Oreos In-Between Butt Cheeks, Lose State Championship By 4 Points

SOURCE-Ten football players at a Northern Illinois high school were suspended from the team for three games last month after they ran across a field naked with Oreo cookies wedged between their buttocks.

I’ve heard of a lot of bizarre high school football stories throughout my years but Oreo cookies wedged between their buttocks? That’s certainly a new one. Definitely not the worst one I have heard of. The most common location of health violations are high school football locker rooms.

The Rockford Register Star reports that the Byron High School players were suspended for indecent exposure but that school administrators concluded  they went on the “Oreo Run” at the school’s football field voluntarily and were not victims of hazing.

Really, it’s named “Oreo Run?” If I am running with Oreo’s between my two butt cheeks, I want it to be for something with a better name.

I don’t think there is a lot out there that is better than high school football/sports. My high school football coach always said: “you are going to miss this more than you’ll ever know.” As an ignorant teenager I didn’t understand that, but since I turned pro in something other than sports, I find myself nostalgic for high school sports on a daily basis.

The students were forced to sit out games on Nov. 19, 17 and 23 — the last of which was the Class 3A state championship game in which Byron lost 24-20 to Monticello High School

Imagine losing the state championship game because three of your players were suspended for running around with Oreo’s in their butt. If any of the kids who were suspended are reading this, you may feel awful now, but don’t worry, it’ll make for a great story for the rest of your life.