Victoria's Secret Model Purposely Fat Shames Fast Food Customers By Eating Fruit Inside And Working Out Directly Outside An In-And-Out Burger
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CALI – She’s the five-time Victoria’s Secret model known for her impeccably toned figure. But Kelly Gale may have taken her fitness routine too far on Wednesday after she was accused of being insensitive by exercising outside an In-N-Out burger restaurant. As guests walked in and out of the Monterey, California establishment carrying fast food, the 23-year-old worked up a sweat using a skipping rope. A video posted to Kelly’s Instagram showed her arriving at the restaurant with friends before eating fruit instead of ordering food inside. While skipping and performing core exercises, several passers-by could be seen looking at Kelly rather quizzically. The fact she was positioned directly outside the front entrance to In-N-Out Burger meant several patrons had to walk around her. In the caption, she claimed there were ‘no excuses’ when it came to healthy living and encouraged her fans to squeeze in workouts whenever possible.
Wow! Say it together everyone! Victoria Secret model Kelly Gale is a…SAVAGE!!! Who eats fruit inside a fast food joint before working out their genetically gifted body directly outside? Kelly Gale, that’s who! Look at her go! Eat that pear! Jump that rope! Do sit ups on that public concrete!
And I don’t think the smokeshow 23-year-old isn’t purposely making people feel bad themselves while simultaneously bringing as much attention to herself as possible! She’s just doing what she has to do to save her fellow man/woman/however you would like to be identified! Good on Kelly Gale for fighting the obesity crisis the best way she thinks possible! When the human race is no longer destined to be bound for dystopian Wall-E future, we’ll know who to thank! Go Kelly, go!
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