Phils Lose Again But At Least Reid Brignac Is Starting So We Can Distract Ourselves With His Smokestack Wife
After looking like the Phillies may get no-hit for the second time in a week, the Fightins actually put together a late innings comeback. Ryan Howard and Dom Brown actually contributed to life as The Big Piece launched a 3-run bomb in the 8th with Brown tied the game in the 9th with a RBI hit. Of course, the Phils didn’t do dick in extras and fell in the 14th. But, hey, at least career journeyman Reid Brignac is officially our starting 3rd baseman. Reid contributed brilliantly yesterday with a Golden Sombrero. At least he had a hit in 5 at bats to keep his average exactly at the Mendoza Line. If we’re lucky this kid may be able to keep us at 5 games under .500 instead of 20.
Our franchise pitcher and 23rd highest paid athlete in the world is on the mound today hoping to improve his stellar 1-3 record and get the Phillies out of last place in the NL East. I hate this team.
DISTRACTION TIME WITH MRS. BRIGNAC:
Obligatory NSFW link to the nudes for the savages. Personally I wouldn’t want the mother of my children to be photographed spread eagle for the masses to enjoy, but then again I’m not a pro ball player. Play on, Reid. Play on.