I'm All Sorts Of Confused By This Floating "Eephus" Pitch
The Japanese. Always trying to pull a fast one when you’re not paying attention.
But come on, blue! Live a little and ring him up. The pitch’s trajectory made it a ball but it was close enough for a viral strike 3 call tailor made for the Internet. Make your mark on the world and come out of the shower ringing him up. But how did this hitter not send that pitch into orbit? That’s a professional ballplayer getting a beer league softball served for dinner. Not to mention it’s 2 strikes. You gotta protect. He could’ve triple clutched and still mashed it out of the park.
Shoulda, coulda, woulda. Guess I just wanted to see the pitcher pay for listening to Henry Roedgartner’s MILF advice to Float It. Shit like this doesn’t work outside of Hollywood. Example A, even though A-Rod was on enough sauce he could’ve been swinging with a toothpick and still went yard:
Take your time on that trot a little more, Alex. Jesus.