Longtime Stoolie Was Verbally Assaulted While Naked For Trying To Buy Shallots And Root Vegetables In Singapore Market

A witness told Shin Min that she was buying breakfast at the market when she saw the man sprawled on the ground, like he was swimming.

The man then removed his pants and turned over, exposing his genitals, added 38-year-old Ms Shen.

The lady boss of a vegetable stall also shared how the man had walked into the market in the nude while mumbling and laughing to himself.

Ms Huang, 46, said: “We shouted loudly at him, but he did not respond, other than occasionally using his hands to cover his lower body.

“He even took shallots and chili peppers on display at the stall and threw them all over the ground. He only stopped when I took up a vegetable gourd and acted like I was going to throw it at him.”

I know what you’re thinking, and yes. This is the first subject that I wanted to tackle after a long break but I’m tired of this bullshit. Year after year we see naked nudes get in trouble for doing a little shopping at the vegetable market and enough is enough.

This happened on January 1st. Do you think that was an accident? No. It’s called a New Year’s Resolution, you uncouth fuck. Our guy here is trying to get healthy. Despite popular belief, the road to a healthy lifestyle doesnt only come in the gym; it comes in the kitchen. You need a healthy diet of veggies to get abs.

When you’re starting the new diet, it’s hard to know the rules of the market. Clearly, our guy wasn’t aware that letting your dick swing ever so gently in the wind was wrong. He knows now. Let’s not make a big deal about it, please. It’s Christmas time, for Christ’s sake. Show a little compassion.

I apologize for the uncouth fuck remark. I was fired up.