This Guy 1,000% Jerked Off To My Ass. I Ain't Mad About It
So in case you missed it I wore a speedo in my last pizza review from Miami. I figured when in Rome right? Well what I didn’t notice is that this presumably gay guy behind me was just snapping a pick of my ass like no tomorrow. Listen I ain’t mad at him. I was flaunting that shit all over South Beach like you read about and I’ve always said gay guys find me very attractive so this was to be expected. Bottomline is you won’t find me crying about getting #MeToo’d. If this guy wants to jerk off to my ass I say more power to him. That’s a compliment in my book.
PS – I will never get over the fact that my chesthair looks like my album cover for Rise Pageviews Rise. True superhero shit.