There's No Excuse Not To Learn How To Moonwalk
Panties: Commence your dropping.
This was featured in the last Friday’s GIF City and it couldn’t be more straight forward. With just a little practice you can be the tits of the town on the dance floor. However, with great power comes great responsibility. This dance is only reserved to whip out during weddings ONCE or spontaneous dance offs when challenged. If you’re that person who goes around saying they can moonwalk it’s like being that guy who out of nowhere says how much he can bench. Nobody gives a fuck unless it’s spontaneous and nobody thinks you have it in you.
But as far as learning the backwards shuffle it’s easy peasy, Japanesey. It only took me about 5 minutes before essentially becoming The King Of Pop himself:
Welcome to Pimp Town. Population: Smitty. Now go take the next train and join thee. It’s lonely here being this suave.