I Can't Stop Watching The Bears Mascot Staley Die
I may have dropped 57 F bombs in a 41 second video recently, and you may have found that a little over the top. For that I don’t apologize at all whatsoever. Grow some balls. We’re all adults here.
That said, if you can’t tell me Staley’s immediate keel-over-and-die move here isn’t the perfect reaction then I have some questions for you: Are you mental? Are you inhumane? Do you love animals?
I didn’t think I’d laugh tonight. But that’s only because I doubted Staley Da Bear. Never again. From now on my doubt will be strictly reserved for Cody Parkey and every other kicker that tries to replace Robbie Gould. This is the Billy Goat curse all over again except this time it was about paying Robbie Gould to continue to be the most accurate kicker in NFL history.
And for what it’s worth, Parkey missed as many kicks in one game (3) as Robbie Gould has since the Bears released him. He’s 82-85 to be specific. Get some good sleep tonight Bears’ Fans.