Why Would You Even Want A Bee Brick?
Listen, I understand that “saving the bees” is a whole thing. Bees pollinate flowers and that’s good for the environment and shit. I totally get that. I totally get not actively murdering bees or like, encouraging flowers so their habitats can grow big and strong. But why the absolute mother fuck would you want a brick in your HOME for bees to hang out in? You’re basically inviting the bees into your house. You’re saying hey, please come be my roommate. And the bees won’t pay rent, you know? The bees are just gonna be there, bothering you, and it’s your own damn fault.
Just a quick glance at this guy’s twitter account and I gotta tell you, this Adam fella has a reeeal boner for bees. His bio also says “family” implying his family is important to him. Now, I don’t know anything about his personal life, but say he has a kid. What if your kid gets stung by one of your bees? I can see this going a few ways, none of which are beneficial to you or your child. One, your kid ends up with a lifelong fear of bees. Two, he could end up with legitimate psychological issues because he knows that getting stung by a bee means one of Daddy’s precious bees has DIED, because of him. He’s going to be a people pleaser. Is that what you want, Adam?
Look, people can do whatever they want. If Adam wants a bee brick then hey, Adam can have a bee brick. But as a normal, average citizen I just do not see a single advantage to this. I’m not embarrassed to admit that I do not care for bees. I don’t want the bees to die or whatever, but I’d like them far away from my personal space. Still, that’s my personal choice. Go ahead, Adam, be the bee-loving freak you are. Just leave the rest of us out of it and don’t shame me for not wanting bees inside of my bricks.