Thousands Of People Have Signed A Petition To Combine North And South Dakota And Call It MegaKota
Argus Leader- Supporters agree that they just really like the idea of a “MegaKota.” “It’s the best idea (of) 2019,” said Rune Stamer, a user from Germany. “Do either states even exist?” said user Sol Atencio from Colorado. “MegaKota will crush other opposing states,” said user Kade Moore from Missouri. “How can it be called the United States if some of our states are divided in half?” said user Aaron Hemberger from Nebraska. “MegaKota is the advancement of American Society needed to unify Republicans and Democrats alike in this time of political turmoil. MegaKota is the state we need, and the state this country deserves,” said Cole Dennis, a user from New York. Even potential “MegaKotans” like user Nickolas Gleese from Dickinson, North Dakota and user Rifkin Fox from Brookings supported it. “I live here and would be proud to call myself a Megakotian,” Fox said. “I live in North Dakota, and literally want nothing more,” Gleese said. Will President Trump agree that “MegaKota” is what the United States needs? Discussion and opinions around forming a new state called “MegaKota” is generally positive right now on Twitter:
So this likely has no chance of happening because it’s utterly ridiculous but the name MegaKota is so awesome that it just might. Whoever came up with this idea couldn’t have hit a longer home run when they picked the name. MegaKota is as good as it gets. You know when Brennan Huff hears the words Prestige Worldwide for the first time and he says t felt like a lightning bolt hit the tip of his penis? That’s how I felt when I read MegaKota. It’s pure magic. I wouldn’t be blogging this if MegaKota wasn’t the potential name. It’s too good not to bring attention to. Who wouldn’t want to be the Megatron of states?
Normally I would never lobby for two states to become one. It’s mean. I’m from Iowa and people are constantly saying it’s not a real state so I know how the folks in North and South Dakota feel about this petition. They feel bullied. Those people know their states are special in their own ways. They’re special in ways that outsiders could never know and will never know. Outsiders think they can shit all over states in the middle of the country but it hurts the feelings of the people who live there. BUT I think when North and South Dakotians hear the name MegaKota they’ll feel much differently. It’s too good of a name to pass up. Saying the words, “I’m from MegaKota” will make all the pussies wet. Every door will open for residents of MegaKota. North and South Dakotians don’t have to make a decision right now. Just think about it. That’s all I’m saying. MegaKota.