Jeff Bezos And His Wife Are Divorcing And She Is About To Be A Lucky Lady
Daily Mail- Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos and novelist MacKenzie Bezos have announced they are divorcing, through a joint statement on Wednesday.
Jeff Bezos shared the announcement on his personal Twitter account shortly after 9am Eastern, signed by both him and MacKenzie.
‘As our family and close friends know, after a long period of loving exploration and trial separation, we have decided to divorce and continue our shared lives as friends,’ the statement read.
‘If we had known we would separate after 25 years, we would do it again.’
What a touching statement. No one cares. You know what we’re all interested in? How that 140 BILLION dollar fortune is going to be split. MacKenzie Bezos is entitled to equitable division of property, so what does that mean? Is she getting 70 billion dollars? I just laughed while typing that because it doesn’t sound like a real number. Like yeah, no shit you would do it again. You’re getting 70 BILLION DOLLARS in your divorce. Most people get alimony and some therapy and this woman becomes the 6th wealthiest person in the world.
And that’s just if they split purely the fortune. Jeff Bezos has equity in all kinds of insane things, like the “10 thousand year clock” which is a giant stone clock in the side of a mountain in Nevada that’s supposed to tick for ten thousand years, with a different chime for each day of the year. He also has like four multi-million dollar homes.
Basically, MacKenzie Bezos was a woman with a VISION. They met at work and married within 3 months of knowing each other. Now, I’m not saying she’s a gold digger, but she definitely knew this dude was going to be successful and took zero chances locking that shit down. This is like the most pleasant, amicable divorce of all time because he could give her a tenth of his fortune and she would be set for life. Yeah, it’s cool that Jeff Bezos is super smart and rich but to be honest, I think we should all be stanning the real legend here, his now ex-wife.