All The Credit In The World To This Hero Who Chased Down A Runaway Tire On The Interstate In Heavy Traffic
Hero. Ball. Now, I don’t use the term “Hero” very often. But you, tire chasing guy, are the greatest hero, in American history. Lionel Hutz agrees. For real though, what a responsible citizen actually worried about the fate of others and humanity in general. Do you know what runaway tires do on the roadways? Those things are DEADLY. Seriously. Look at one of these things. LOOK AT IT:
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL. Look, there’s fate, and then there’s Final Destination level of destiny from which there is no escape. I don’t want to say this woman has it coming in the near future, but there are forces of nature above us all that make these kinds of decisions. There is no way Ghost Rider’s tire coming millimeters from taking all souls is a random occurrence. This was a clear act of God. It was the Almighty deciding it’s time for her to go, yet somehow she altered her destiny. Well played. Well, at least until a meteor takes her out within the next 24 hours. Can’t escape fate.
Tires, man. The sneakiest, most silent bastards this side of chlamydia.
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