Condoleeza Rice Should Take An Unpaid Assistant Job With Nick Saban To Rehabilitate Her Image
Its been extremeley disppointing to see Condoleeza Rice go from one of the most sought after names in NFL coaching circles to a forgotten also-ran in Cleveland. Depsite the fact she checked all the boxes for a typical Browns head coach being wildly underqualfied, no prior football coaching experience, and no major victories since the Bush adminstration, she didnt get the job, and has been unable to generate any buzz’s in the time since. No wonder- the NFL is a old boys club that typicaly only hires offensve white males so theres no chance they would consider a republican. Conny has several strikes against her allready since she dosen’t fit the league mold of being a young caucasian guy who hasnt been accused of war crimes with the exception of what Bill Belchick did to those footballs.
We dont know if she’s been interviewed or not officially hopefully she was smart enough to avoid the interviews because of the nature of the advanced interrogation techniques she helped to pioneer along with the coaltion of the willing featuring Matt Canada and Jeff Ireland. But the bottom line is she hasn’t been seen in weeks. You would think at the very least Pete Carroll would bring her in as replay review assistent allmost like a “Catch Me If You Can” type arrangement to catch a crook you have to think like a crook in determining which calls are false flags.
It’s painfully obvious that there is collusion against Miss Rice (whose name literaly translates to San Francisco 49ers) leaving her with the only option of going to work as an unpaid assistant for Nick Saban in the deep state of Alabama to rehabilitate her image that took a hit after helping to start a preemptive war or some whatever type of mike mularky they want to pin on her. At the very least she would be a great duel threat fit in Mike Leachs “air raid offense and insurgent warfare” class as a subject matter expert.
But what better way for her to reinvigorate her own name in the pro ranks then by serving under Saban, keeping her head down, grinding tape and trying to make a entire year without trying to justfy a case for bombing a yemeni wedding. She gets through one year with the tide and next thing you know shes the next hot name for the Buffalo job that is scheduled to open up next December. If theres one thing she knows its how to deal with a organization that isnt afraid of making trades in exchange for high powered arms.
Keep your eye on one thing here- we’re seeing Cincinatti being very quiet- That could be a last minute landing spot where she could continue to inovate by making Vontaze Burfict a independent contractor like blackwater to limit her legal exposure but also get the dirty work done. Traditionally the Bengals just like Nick Saban will try to hire a freelance coach who doesn’t need a salary and is happy to just work for the valuable exposure they’ll get every sunday, them and Alabama are pretty much the buzzfeed of football organizations and she could gain great experence creating listicles for Nick Saban like the 13 best times a kicker has been used as any position besides a lead blocker.