Evan Mathis Made The Rookies Kick The Door And Dick In At Del Frisco's
Teaching rookies a lesson… pic.twitter.com/RGRutiPMiL
— Evan Mathis (@EvanMathis69) June 13, 2014
64K, eh Mr. 99 on Madden? That’s how you rookie dinner. Definitely showed that 2nd year fake bear fighter Lane Johnson where he stays with his 17K Del Frisco’s bill. At least all of the millionaire attendees did it the right way and skipped over the Coors Light and shitty apps. I said it before and I’ll say it again, if I ever pay $10 for cream corn it better be ice luged down the ass crack of a super model.
UPDATE: OH IT’S A FAKE GOOD LORD SMITTY GO KILL YOURSELF!
PS – Jason Kelce’s rookie dinner purchase still might have been worse. A solid $25.50 for an avalanche of laxatives. Yo quiero.
#tbt to @Jkelce's big rookie dinner. pic.twitter.com/zKcrjBgmSn
— Evan Mathis (@EvanMathis69) June 13, 2014