Women Everywhere Should Be Embarrassed This 11-Year-Old Girl Is The Main Attraction For Their US Open

USA TODAY - After handling the assembled media during a press conference Tuesday, 11-year-old amateur Lucy Li will do her best to handle Pinehurst No. 2 starting today in the first round of the U.S. Women’s Open. The sixth grader, who is the youngest player ever to qualify for the U.S. Women’s Open, tees off No. 10 at 7:07 a.m. ET with Catherine O’Donnell and Jessica Wallace. Although the 5-1 Li, who weighs less than 100 pounds, can hit her driver 230 yards.

First off, good for little Lucy Li. I’m not hating on her one bit as you play to win the game. Period. And she’s definitely out kicking her coverage for her age. But all the feminists claiming they can compete with the big boys at athletics can politely shut their traps. This is the greatest woman’s golf tournament in the game today. It should attract the best of the best from around the globe. You mean to tell me there’s nobody better than this 5’1, 100 pound 6th grader that hits groundballs up the middle for 200 yards? That’s embarrassing. Sure, it’s a good story. But so was Juwanna Man (not really but you get the point). It would be better for the sport to have a tranny gripping and ripping out there than this poor kid who shot a +8 on her opening day. If it’s all about the attention then at least go with an attractive, of age female that acts like Happy Gilmore. At least we wouldn’t mind watching her ride the bull and feel the flow.

At least she brought the American heat.

Li has made her own costumes for Halloween since turning 7. Braids that hold her three ponytails together are every color imaginable. She’s already worn a jazzy zebra print top and a cute green outfit featuring sparkles on her shoulders this week.

Move over Tiger’s Sunday red shirt. You just got faced.