The Phillies Got Boom Roasted By The Dodgers Over Cory Matthews
Can this Phillies team do anything right (except the last 2 weeks)? Even on Twitter we get embarrassed. Just tossing up a slow pitch softball to be hit towards South America with these Tweets.
But fuck off, LA. You can no hit us (done). You can win more World Series’ than us (done). You can have a solid, young nucleus that should ensure playoff competition for the next decade while we’ll be lucky to scrape the taint of .500. But you never, EVER shit on our memories. That means you can have all the Ben Savage, out of work actor you can eat. You already get the winning, warm weather and Benny The Jet Rodriguez. Let us have Cory fucking Matthews to ourselves. It’s a matter of respect.