There Appears To Be Some Sort Of Alien Portal Opening Up On A River In Maine
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh guys. That’s not a rotating ice disk. Use your brains, ABC News. Smarten up and focus. Everybody is like, “Wow! How awesome is that! I’ve never seen anything like that! What a worldly wonder. Beautiful.” Yeah you’ve never seen anything like that because that’s an alien portal opening up and a bunch UFOs are about to start sprinting outta there like an angry bees nest so get fucking ready. The POTUS needs to make the call and send the military to Maine ASAP. Is the military available with the shutdown going on? I literally know nothing about how this country works when a shutdown is happening (or when a shutdown isn’t happening for that matter). I just live here and reap the benefits of that. This isn’t a joke, though. Forget about the Wall. Forget about serving Clemson 300 hamberders and many many fries. This is more important than all of those things combined. This is an alien invasion. They’re here and they’re here to fuck shit up.