President Trump Should Be THRILLED That Nancy Pelosi Wants To Cancel The State Of The Union Address
There is nothing like canceled plans. Can you imagine how great Trump must feel about this? For a speech that normally lasts well over 45 minutes, that takes a lot of practice, time, and preparation. He was probably just getting started on the prep work and then Nancy sends him this glorious letter saying that they can push it back some or just submit it in writing. What a relief!
Hell, when one of my friends cancels plans on me, it makes me think we are best friends. A few weeks ago, one of my pals in San Antonio needed help taking some furniture to a donation place. He asked me if I could help move a dresser, shelves, and bunch of baby stuff to the Salvation Army.
“Sure. What time, dude? You know I’ll do anything for you and would never talk about it on the blog to make myself look like a good person.”
“Yeah I know and I appreciate that. I know it’s early on a Saturday, but could you be here at 8am and maybe mention it on the blog on January 16th?”
“Of course. I’m always up early anyway and it’ll be a slow news day.”
I’m never up early but I didn’t wanna seem like a little baby back bitch so I agreed to it.
Well, the Friday night before I was supposed to help, my pal called and said that one of his wife’s friends was pregnant and that they wanted all that stuff for the new baby. I didnt need to come anymore. Sweet.
So, I watched the rest of my movie, had some popcorn, and slept in until 7:15 on Saturday. It was a delight, and I imagine President Trump will feel the same way when he’s snug as a bug in a rug watching TV instead of giving the State of the Union.