Wawa Hoagiefest Is Back, Bitches!
Wawa – June 23 to August 24, $4.79 on all classic hoagies plus other specials.
First off, the 2014 Hoagiefest song again deserves to be #1 on the charts. Not since the Beatles has something churned out hit after hit, year after year.
Hoagiefest is back and you’re not going to get more bang for your buck anywhere than Wawa. They’re switching it up this season by going with discounted Classic hoagies instead of a dollar off a different Shorti every week. So is Hoagiefest essentially a brilliant marketing campaign that only saves the average customer a couple cents? You’re damn right. But every Summer the fest has become as much as a Philly staple as Wooder Ice, the shore and being out of the playoff race by the All-Star Break (2007-2011, withstanding). So long live Wawa Hoagiefest and the inner joy it for some reason brings into my empty life.
SMITTY’S GO-TO WAWA HOAGIE:
Classic roll. Honey Maple Turkey. Oil (FUCK mayonensisssee). Spicy mustard (when in the mood). Provolone. Lettuce. Tomatoes. Hot Peppers. Salt. Pepper. Done. Anything less, would be uncivilized.
BONUS: Again, Wawa Hoagiefest jams are infinity times better than anything on the radio at any given time outside of Bruce. If you don’t bob your head to then you’re either dead already or a soulless asshole. Pure bliss.