Devoted Husband Teaches Wife How To Drive Without A Hitch...Just Kidding She Ran Him Over While He Was Under The Car Dislodging A Cone She Already Trucked

DELAWARE CITY, Del. — A man was hospitalized after being struck by a car driven by his wife while he was teaching her how to drive, state police said Monday. The 34-year-old man, who was not identified, was teaching his 28-year-old wife how to drive in preparation for an upcoming driver’s test and he got out of the 2006 Honda Civic in order to remove a traffic cone lodged under the car, Shavack said. While trying to remove the cone, the victim lost his balance and fell forward. His wife, also not identified by police, accelerated forward and hit her husband, pinning him briefly under the car, Shavack said. The man was flown to Christiana Hospital with injuries not considered life-threatening, Shavack said.

Women! And they say no good deed goes unpunished. Tell that to this brave man who attempted to teach his wife a basic, simple task of modern day society. If she’s gone 28 years without being behind the wheel she can last a couple more decades without the need for speed. For the sake of all of us. A blind chimp behind a tank playing real life Twisted Metal would do less damage than if this broad became street legal. I would absolutely LOVE to hear what excuses she had for herself, too. Guaranteed that damn cone came out of nowhere and the car took off on its own with her hubby under the vehicle.

Watch at your own risk for the mind may explode from anger and amazement:

h/t Brandon