Soccer Fan Slips And Falls And Kicks A Player In The Balls After Game-Winning Goal
Soccer players are infamous for faking and/or being overly dramatic about injuries but that one was real and we know it’s real for two reasons. 1) the game was over so there was no reason two fake it and 2) you can’t fake the pain of being hit in the balls. You ever been hit in the balls? The answer is either yes you have or no you haven’t because you’re a female. Every man has been hit in the balls at least 10 times so we know what that pain looks like. We know it so well that each of us clutched our own balls as soon as that soccer player took a foot to his. Men may have their differences but it’s a brotherhood when it comes to knowing the pain of unexpectedly getting hit in the balls.
I wouldn’t dare say that guy was faking his testicle pain because I know all too well just how agonizing the pain is. People who don’t have balls swinging between their legs will never know the pain. It’s an impossible pain to explain even. It’s not like a cut or a bruise, it’s something far worse. It’s a pain that shoots through your entire body, renders you speechless and lingers for a torturous amount of time. The only guy who feels worse than the victim is the guy who accidentally caused the pain.