Marie Kondo Will Shoot You Right In Your Fucking Face If You Dont Tidy Up, Bitch
The mission of the Marine Corps rifle squad is to locate, close with and destroy the enemy by fire and maneuver, or repel the enemy assault by fire and close combat. The mission of Marie Kondo is to locate the disorganization in your heart, bring that chapter to a close, and store everything in a place that is practical and sustainable. The two are practically the same.
I knew that Marie Kondo shared the same ideology as our beloved Corps but I had no idea that she was so swift, silent, and deadly.
Look at her in that picture. She is moving slow but smooth and, lest we forget, slow is smooth and smooth is fast. In reality, a walk can be faster than a run if the walk is purposeful and disciplined. The weapon is high and in the pocket of her shoulder. She is focused down the barrel but watchful of her surroundings. She is taking the movements one step at a time and for that reason and that reasson alone, she will leave the enemy dead but tidy. There’s nothing tidier in combat than a slow trigger squeeze resulting in two to the chest and one to the head.
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Friday’s rounds: R1 (3min): Chaps is triggered by military bro instagram star workout videos. Is he being a little bitch? R2 (12min): An update from last episode: A sailor who was onboard when the USS Fitzgerald was involved in a collision joins us to correct the record. TLDR; Shut the fuck about the piss bottles. R3 (25:45): Football player Alohi Gilman waves Aloha to haters who are butthurt about him leaving the Naval Academy for Notre Dame and a potential shot at the NFL.