The Patriots Account Just Pissed All Over Rob Parker
I guess I need to give Rob Parker credit because until like two weeks ago I was under the impression he’d been dead since ESPN fired him and now he’s got the Patriots account giving him swirlies, but I get too mad online when I think about these idiots driving home and thinking, “Great day at the factory! They’re talking about me!” So, I won’t be giving Rob Parker any credit despite what the opening line of this blog says. Fuck Rob Parker today, tomorrow, and forever. Move to Mexico, as you promised, and I might start building a wall myself.
Get it? Reign? Wordplay!