Top 15 Countdown Of The Best Rough N Rowdy Moments Ever #8: My Massive Eyes And Tiny Legs
The Rough N Rowdy team claims that I made the countdown because my victory ended homophobia across the Unites States, but I’m pretty sure it’s because I looked like I smoked a pound of meth before stepping into the ring.
You can hear Bill Burr say how focused I was, but I wasn’t. I was just high on adrenaline. I don’t even think anything was going through my head. All I wanted to do was murder my opponent and not look like an idiot. At least I accomplished one of those things, but it’s still wild to think that it actually happened. Especially while wearing this outfit.
Which was somehow overshadowed by my legs. I knew I was going to look emaciated going in there, but I had no I was going to look like Starvin’ Marvin. I guess that’s what happens when your trainers have you run five hundred miles per day on zero sleep. Although I can’t complain because it’s all about getting the win ($) and that’s exactly what I did.
I’m not ready to give an official prediction for RnR7, but after seeing Matt Brown get rocked on Chef’s Instagram last night I’m leaning toward Mush. He’s taller, he’s faster, and he’s not afraid of CTE, all of which are important qualities for a boxer to have. To be honest, I may be more excited about the undercards than I am the main event.
The entire card is going to be wild. It’s always the people who aren’t featured who end up making the biggest impression.
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PS: Jessina at number 12 is bullshit.