Introducing The Newest Member Of The Butthole Eyes Squad: The Queensland Copper
Well, I’m going to make this a series now because it’s what the world needs. We need something we can get behind and it’s butthole eyes. I need you to be my eyes and ears on the butthole watch. We can do this together but it’s going to take focus and attention to detail.
That being said:
Goodness, gracious. Those butthole eyes are incredible! They’re perfect! In fact, those might be the very definition of butthole eyes. Lest we forget, we are describing butthole eyes like this:
If I didnt know better, literal poop would come out of those eyes. I do know better. Poop coming out of your eyes will make you blind and give you pink eye. This gentleman copper can see and he doesnt have pink eye. He just has butthole eyes. Simple as that.
Anyway, the Australian influence makes these butthole eyes some of my favorites but I aint gonna spend any more time on it because, in the meantime, every 90 days a person is torn to pieces by a crocodile in North Queensland.