TikTok Thursdays ft. KBnoswag
In case you missed Week 1 (Detailed explanation of the app) Week 2 Week 3,Week 4, or Week 5 of Tiktok Thursdays, I do some deep dives on this app to find some of the weirdest content I can find for you guys. This week has some real doozies, and I have KB back to offer some insightful commentary. There has been a few articles and opinions recently from people saying that TikTok is actually a wholesome and fun place. Lets prove them wrong, shall we?
1.
Kenjac: Move over, Smitty, there’s a new sheriff in town.
KB: Welcome to the Hard R Cafe, can I start you off with a regular or Code Red Mountain Dew?
2.
Kenjac: Is it possible to be too erect?
KB: Hold up (4:12 PM).
3.
Kenjac: Wolverine drank from the wrong grail, RIP.
KB: (4:18 PM) Someone paper-mâchéd a Vine Star from 2014.
4.
Kenjac: I’m fairly certain I went to high school with this guy. That’s what you get for buying Etnies & skating while I was playing Halo 2.
KB: “Daddy, why are you stabbing me” “Just a few more takes son, I promise”
5.
Kenjac: Rough n Rowdy is already recruiting for the next fight!
KB: This is how gay Icelandic powerlifters attempt to mate with each other.
6.
Kenjac: My actual caption on the tweet is all I can really think about since seeing this tattoo.
KB: I always wanted to do Pirates of the Caribbean role playing and shoot Jack Sparrow right in the face with a swivel gun.
7.
Kenjac: Honestly, just don’t save me. Let the thief steal my solid gold 1st place medal for winning that Yu-Gi-Oh tournament in 5th grade.
KB: Officer, I don’t mean to break up the fun here, but I just saw two boys RAPING a sixth grader.
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8.
Kenjac: I wonder how the folks at New York Post missed this one?
KB: Would you rather your daughter spend the night with Chris Brown or watch these two fuck for the entirety of one Chris Brown song?
9.
Kenjac: Where is the FBI while all this is going on? The DHS? CIA??? Call the fucking Navy or something for christ sake.
KB: My dick swiftly toggled between Easy and Expert mode as I changed the character I focused on in this video.
10.
Kenjac: Youth pastor/teacher on the app alternating between praising jesus and clapping cheeks. Very cool!
KB: This is like the inverse of a “Newest Sex Scandal” teacher.
11.
Kenjac: A real human being that is allowed to post videos on this app without consequence.
KB: Hell is being stuck in an eternal sleep paralysis and only being able to see this guy do naked towel dancing on a never-ending loop. Also, you can optionally blow him, but he cums bed bugs.
12. & 13.
Kenjac: Adults using kid voices are STILL the most disturbing on here.
KB: The combined Reddit karma between these people is probably astronomical.
14.
Kenjac: Very cool stuff Kush2Bomb, we love it!
KB: Alright…I didn’t want to say it, but I think Kenjac is purposely trying to sabotage my captions in this thread by making me obnoxiously horny. Also, that guy’s beard could effectively torture a POW.
15.
Kenjac: I simply cannot fathom taking yourself this seriously. Unless that’s part of the training at police academy nowadays, in which case thank you for your service?
KB: The “revenge hype video” of the kid who got bullied for faking an asthma attack to get out of running the mile in 7th grade
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