Annnnnd The Knicks Have Reached Full Blown Circus Mode Yet Again
HIT THE MOTHERFUCKING MUSIC!!!!!!!
That’s it, gimme a three-way trade. Porzingis to New Orleans, Kanter to Turkey, and all I want back is a player with one eyebrow. That’s it. How is Scott Perry going to rid the Knicks of the contracts of Tim Hardaway Jr. and Courtney Lee to make room for a max salary slot when every GM is calling him for the 7’3″ unicorn? Think of how hard it is to talk on the phone when people keep buzzing in on your call waiting. Now times that by 29 other general managers that have a hard-on for your
And Enes Kanter can go all the way to hell for that tweet. I had enough of his corniness but between that and him kissing the court last night.
But now we officially have chaos everywhere. There’s a troll in the Knicks locker room and he is being paid $18 million to act like the fucking Joker. Any fan that chanted Kanter’s name last night should be banned from Madison Square Garden for the rest of their lives. No Knicks games, no concerts, no fucking tours. They should be treated like Portnoy trying to attend an NFL press conference. Persona non grata. Oh and the KD Sweepstakes can’t be helped by this. Just as Durant may have been warming to the idea of becoming a Knick since it had been months since their last bonanza of Woj Bombs, today sets us back to square 1.
Again, I think this is all a bunch of nonsense because Porzingis has no real leverage for these demands or requests or whatever the fuck they are.
If only Kristaps could have shut his fucking mouth for another week, this all could have been avoided. I blame Anthony Davis for this. And LeBron. And Rich Paul. But mostly Enes Kanter. Fuck him.