Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher
North Dakota – A 22-year-old high school teacher has been forced to resign after a 17-year-old boy claims she invited him to a group game of ‘naked hide and seek.’
Kelsie Schmidt, a teacher at Beululah High School in North Dakota, allegedly sent the teenager nude pictures of herself over Snapchat.
Police said one of the pictures shows the maths teacher naked from the waist up with her hair partially covering her breasts.
They said another image was of bare legs, with the strap-line: ‘Get a group and play naked hide and seek,’ the Dickinson Press reported.
The 17-year-old told a police officer he had been sent images that could ‘get the math teacher in trouble,’ court documents said.
The police reported that she had sent the student three or four racy snaps, Lailas News stated.
The boy claimed Schmidt sent him the photos in August and September. …
She was in her first year of teaching and her attorney told reporters that this was, ‘a very unfortunate situation for everyone.’ …
According to her Facebook, she was a graduate of St Mary University – a private Catholic college which charges $8,400 a semester.
Like they told G in A Bronx Tale, the saddest thing in life is wasted talent. Here we’ve got Kelsie Schmidt, aspiring Sex Scandal Teacher. Fresh out of college. First year on the job. She finds a student she wants to bang. You know, earn that 70 grand her parents laid out for that good Catholic education. And right out of the gate she gets caught. It’s tragic.
Sincerely, I look at Kelsie like some can’t-miss, future great who goes down to an injury in his rookie season and just can never get his career back on track. And we’re all poorer for it. All those great moments could’ve enjoyed, now gone forever. Never to happen. Her whole career now just reduced to the “potential” shown by a couple of Snapchats and her nipples showing through her hair. All because of one unhappy incident. I think that’s what her lawyer was talking about when he/she called it “a very unfortunate situation for everyone.” Saddest thing in life, indeed.
The Grades:
Looks: Exactly the kind of chick you expect when you click on a gallery on like The Chive titled “I’ll Take My Country Girls Cute!” or something. Someday after civilization collapses, if anthropologists are able to recover our old photo files, they’ll try to figure out what it was about pumpkins that made young female humans of our time so happy.
Grade: B
Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: Three or four Snaps? Partially exposed boob shots? Bare legs? I get we don’t want her sending nip shots or strap-lines with the word “naked” to her students. But c’mon, North Dakota. She’s practically “the victim’s” age. In Florida or Texas they’d call her a prude.
Grade: C-
Intangibles: The Unbreakable Kelsie Schmidt. Which, off topic, has new episodes and so far seems to be having a real bounce back season. When it’s good, it’s one of the best sitcoms in existence. So Kelsie gets a
Grade: A
Overall: C+. What a shame she got caught. Of all the words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: “What might have been.”
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