Thumpity Thump Thump, Look At Frosty Go
Not sure if you guys have heard about this or not but it’s actually been pretty cold in some parts of the country this week. And with the cold comes the snow, and with the snow comes the snowmen. But something to keep in mind when you’re out there building your own Frosty–it doesn’t stay cold forever. And once the weather starts to warm up a little, the snow begins to melt and so does the snowman. So I know that it’s difficult to say goodbye to a creation that you spent so much time working on, but maybe it’s in your best interest to start knocking your snowmen over before it starts to get warm again. Because one day you might have Frosty in your front yard, but the next day you’ve got a massive semi-erect penis for the entire neighborhood to see.
That’s that there’s anything wrong with that. It might just send the wrong message to the neighbors, ya know? Unless you’re trying tell your neighbors that your home is the Dick Palace, in which case you’re sending that exact message. So yeah, pretty much comes down to if you live in the Dick Palace or not. If not, I’d suggest knocking down those snowmen before the sun comes back out.
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