I WANNA SHAKE YER HAND I'M GONNA SHAKE YER HAND - Dude On Airplane Wants To Shake Someone's Hand SO BADLY.

OH MY GOD FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEBODY LET THIS MAN SHAKE THAT GUY’S HAND.  We’re begging you!  We’re on the plane and we just want to go home!  We just stood in security for 45 minutes and had a man shove his gloved finger inside all of our body cavities and now we’re crammed in next to a cast member from My 500 Pound Life and a crying baby and we just want it all to be OVER!  It’s just a hand shake!  Let him shake!  He’s so fucking friendly he just wants to fucking shake a fucking hand!