Reader Email - Couple Of Guys Have Had Jose Canseco's Number For A Few Years, Sent Him Prank Texts Of Sympathy After He Shot Himself Last Night

Big Cat,

He left his number for a chick we know a couple years ago on a piece of paper.. then she gave the # to us. We take turns fucking with him from different phones. We use to call Jose late night like HAMMERED..he’d pick up and be like “Ya who’s this” then we’d make up a name  and talk to him for about a minute or so. We’d say we met him at the bar a couple nights back then see if he wanted to get some Taco Bell then he would hang up.

-DH
First of all, I know what you’re thinking. No way this is real. Well that’s what I thought too so I put on my reporter hat and made the guys give me the number and I called it myself and it is 100% real. So funny. Can just imagine Jose coming out surgery and his fiancee being like Mo Vaugh, Ricky Martin, Ken Griffey Jr, and Jimmy Kimmel all wanted to make sure you’re all right. You have such caring friends. Tenga una buena noche indeed Jose. What an eclectic group of friends.