I NEED To Know What Goes On At Frankie Muniz's Store, "Outrageous Olive Oils & Vinegars"
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I mean I was obviously joking at first but now I absolutely am not. Not even a little bit joking. I NEED to know what goes on over at Outrageous Olive Oils & Vinegars. I am imagining it’s all out chaos over there. People dying in the streets. Kids swinging from the chandeliers. Moms getting in fist fights over the last bottle of a Napa Valley olive oil that has been cold pressed but not filtered, so it retains all of it’s natural flavors. Did Frankie get a new shipment of an olive oil made from organic hand-picked Koroneiki and Arbequina olives grown at an Italian monastery? People wait in line for WEEKS to get their hands on a bottle of that.
This shit is no joke. Outrageous Olive Oils & Vinegars has completely changed the landscape of what it means to be a store as a whole.
I’ll tell you this, I didn’t realize I’ve been using peasant olive oils until tonight. I’m a pigeon in the olive oil game. I bet when I buy olive oil from Trader Joes the cashier has to do everything in his power not to laugh directly in my face. I feel like an IDIOT.
If I ever find myself in Scottsdale, you better believe I’m checking out his store to see what it’s all about. Shit, if I’m ever within 300 miles I’m gonna detour to it. I’ll remember my life in two distinctive time periods, BOOOAV (Before Outrageous Olive Oils & Vinegars), and AOOOAV (after Outrageous Olive Oils & Vinegars).
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