Woman Calls Cops Because Her Drug Dealer Sold Her Brown Sugar Instead of Cocaine
A woman in the United Kingdom seemingly thought it was a good idea to report to police that the cocaine she thought she’d bought was actually brown sugar.
The Police Service of Northern Ireland in Craigavon wrote on Facebook Thursday that an unidentified woman called the department because she was “scammed.”
“Yeah I paid over [$260] and got brown sugar instead,” the woman told police. “Instead of what?” police asked.
“Cocaine,” officials said the woman replied.
“Bizarrely,” police wrote, the caller didn’t want to provide a statement to the department about her alleged theft.
Despite the illegality of purchasing cocaine, the police department warned its followers to be wary of drug dealers as they “care about NOTHING other than lining their own pockets.”
Police joked that if its followers had been scammed buying drugs and wanted to be paid back, just give them a call.
Tough spot here for all parties involved. First of all, what do you do if someone sells you fake drugs? I mean, I guess the biggest statement you can make is to kick the shit out of them. But the recreational drug user is not as hard as the professional drug seller, so I’m going to have to side with the lady here that the next best option is to call the police and report a crime. Smooth move by the woman though to not provide her information. Everyone is acting like she is an idiot for calling the police, but she knew exactly what she was doing.
Although now that I think about it, I’m not sure she’d really get arrested had she given her name anyways? If it’s illegal to buy brown sugar then lock me up every December when I make my famous Snickerdoodle cookies for the Christmas holiday party. But regardless of whether or not it’s a crime to purchase Domino brown sugar, this woman should be locked up for not noticing the BROWN sugar immediately in the first place. Well, I guess I don’t know how drug deals work, but I would think she would be able to see that the color of her cocaine was brown where it should have been white.
And as mad as I am that the woman waited til she got home to realize her cocaine was brown, I’m even more mad at the drug dealer. First of all, what kind of business model is it to sell fake drugs? I can’t imagine that this drug dealers customer satisfaction rate is very high. But on top of that, how about some fake drugs that actually look like real drugs? I mean, I guess oregano and grass clippings could be weed to a bunch of teenagers. Or maybe even white sugar for cocaine if you’re really in a pinch. But brown sugar?? No one would ever believe you or your business! This drug dealer is a fraud!
I am by no means Tony Montana, but I know enough about cocaine to know that it is white. Spare the police and judicial system the time, I don’t think prison will fix these two. This woman purchasing brown sugar for $200+ should get her tubes tied, and this drug dealer trying to pass off brown sugar as cocaine should get a vasectomy. They should never be allowed to reproduce ever again to ensure that humanity can move forward. Or….and I’m just spit balling ideas here….they could be forced to reproduce. And then raise that child. I wonder what their offspring would be like? That person would be so dumb. They would be really, really dumb.