Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher
Missouri – A DEVOUT Christian teacher has been arrested after allegedly having sex with one of her underage pupils. Baylee Turner, 23 … – who is married – resigned from her position at the school.
Continued – Turner faces up to four years in prison if convicted of the felony charge of sexual contact with a student by a teacher. …
According to court documents filed to charge Turner, written by Jasper County Sheriff’s Detective Paul Ayers, Turner allegedly had “sexual intercourse with a confidential victim” in mid-January.
No details regarding the alleged victim, including age and gender, were released. The only description was that Turner was a teacher at the time and the individual was “one of her students.”
In August 2016, Turner was hired as an English language arts teacher in Sarcoxie and spent two years teaching grades 7-8. This year. Turner was assigned to teach grades 10 and 12. …
According to the court documents, Turner admitted having sex with the student, and the student also acknowledged the incident at the teacher’s home.
I’m not sure exactly how “DEVOUT” Baylee Turner is, exactly. I admit I’m a pretty below average Catholic and if we have a Bible in the house I’m not sure I’ve seen it. But if I do ever come across it, I hope there’s an index so I can look up that passage where God throws an asterisk on that whole “Thou shalt not commit adultery” thing to make an exception for taking one of your high school students home boning them when your husband isn’t home. But she’s “DEVOUT,” so she probably knows it off the top of her head.
That said, what a great break for her to get moved from teaching 7th and 8th grade and brought up to the target-rich environment that is Sarcoxie High. It begs the question of whether she knew this kid from before and asked for a transfer to be with him (her?). Or if this was the school system’s idea and she and the kid rekindled something they had started back in middle school. Or, perhaps, she was meeting this student for the first time and it all happened that quickly. Either way, it’s good to get back to normal. Where our Sex Scandals involve crazy, semi-hot school teachers and not business moguls. As it says in Corinthians, “And God has appointed in the church first apostles, second prophets, third teachers, then miracles, then gifts of healing, helping, administrating, and various kinds of tongues.” And maybe more details will come out so we know exactly what kinds of tongue Baylee Turner was administering.
The Grades:
Looks: Wow, is she all over the map. She changes her hair by the hour and is a different person every time she does. In some of these she looks like a young Molly Shannon. And in other she looks like it’s the cover of an old Country CD by like early Melissa Etheridge or somebody. Adding them all together and dividing the total to get an average, I’ll give her a
Grade: B-
Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: Married. Sex at her house. Christian. Not to mention she’d only been at the school a few months. Plus admissions from all involved, removing all doubt. And all this happened before her 24th birthday. That is one brilliant career of Sex Scandal Teacher sinning cut short before it even had a chance to get off the ground.
Grade: A
Intangibles: Sarcocksie. It writes itself.
Grade: A
Overall: B. Things are starting to pick up just a little, after a slow start to the year.
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