Ninja Decided To Flap His Blue Haired Lips About Me Outta NOWHERE And Now It's Time To Respond Like A True Warrior Of The Sticks

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Oh it’s on. It’s on like Donkey Kong ripping Diddy Kong’s bong while laying dong. We’ve got the world behind us, and we’re going to declare victory in this world. Guaranteed. Just don’t let #SmittysArmy become conscripted with anything beside Ssips boxes and Polly-O String Cheese, that’s for damn darn sure.

As long as the stream snipers are honorable enough to stay away, the General will slay…